Wow this night has done a complete 180. I’m super happy right meow.
Me: *Starts diet*
Taco Bell: *Conveniently comes out with an amazing new 99cent taco*
Me: *Cries in corner while eating a celery stick*
I need to stop complaining. And I should be thankful I have a life. But I really hate everything in mine right now.
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
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